JOKE OF THE DAY
Joke Of The Day For Sunday
Robert McDowell of Raleigh
It was the Fifties, and Bob took a knee to pop the question to Alice, who looked acutely uncomfortable.
"Yes," she said, "I will marry you. But first I have to tell you that I am a hermaphrodite."
"That's okay," he responded. "I an Episcopalian. We'll go to your church one week and mine the next!"
Joke Of The Day For Monday
DeDe Black of Raleigh
Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
Joke Of The Day Fro Wednesday
Jason Parker of Durham