JOKE OF THE DAY
What’s the funniest joke you’ve ever heard? Submit your favorite joke below.
We’ll select one joke per day to be featured at Radio961.com and the listener who submits that day’s joke will win tickets to see The Second City February 8th AND Steven Wright February 10th at Carolina Theatre presented by the NC Comedy Arts Festival!
The jokes do not have to be original – just the funniest joke you’ve ever heard. The joke must be clean enough for us to post at Radio961.com.
Deadline to submit is Thursday, February 7th at Noon.
Joke Of The Day For Sunday
Robert McDowell of Raleigh
It was the Fifties, and Bob took a knee to pop the question to Alice, who looked acutely uncomfortable.
"Yes," she said, "I will marry you. But first I have to tell you that I am a hermaphrodite."
"That's okay," he responded. "I an Episcopalian. We'll go to your church one week and mine the next!"
Joke Of The Day For Monday
DeDe Black of Raleigh
Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
Joke Of The Day For Tuesday
Randy Grazio of Wake Forest
What do you call a 250 pound girl from Johnston County?
Anorexic!
Joke Of The Day Fro Wednesday
Jason Parker of Durham
A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender "Has my brother been in here?". The bartender replies " I don't know, what does he look like?"
